Opening Lines

Has anyone ever been hit with an opening line, or tried one?

I once tried to use one.

"Hi, I'm Mister Perfect. I think I'm kind of pretty, and I have a six pack. What about you?"

Mia says that it'd be funny if I said that in a bar, and some bulky dude turns around and says, "I have a six pack too."
>_>;

Post an opening line each post, and talk abit about it if you want. o.o;

"Are you wearing astronaut pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!"


Yeah I hate that one. >.>;; It's up there in my "Most Hated Pick-Up Lines" list along with "If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together"

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"

GAH I hate that one too!! ~.~

LOL
"You turn my softdrive, into hard-drive."
My version was awesome, though.
"I CAN CHANGE MY HARD DRIVE, INTO SOFT DRIVE."

"If I were Miss Universe, I'd make it to where everyone could see my beauty with 20/20 vision."

I heard that from some tranny guy... It was hilarious, considering... He's conceited, like me... So I'd end up saying that and someone would look at me and go "But I have 20/17" Which is way better than 20/20. Rofl.

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

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Lol.

i_am_mister_perfect wrote:

LOL
"You turn my softdrive, into hard-drive."
My version was awesome, though.
"I CAN CHANGE MY HARD DRIVE, INTO SOFT DRIVE."

No actually yours was "Mia if you turn your cam off my hard-drive will turn into soft-drive!"

... LOL!

"So, I herd u lyk mudkipz... If I were a mudkip, would you like me too?"

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Rofl. =]

"Damn girl, you is fiiiiiiiine"
-_-; honestly, how feebleminded.

LOL
Did a gangster say that to you? @ Saya

"I'm thirsty .. and you are my Gatorade."

Rofl.

"Are you tired? 'Cause damn girl... You've been running through my mind all day!"

HOW CORNY! But funny. ;D

Or...

"Did it hurt?"

-- "Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven." ;D

"Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue."

"Hi. Do you have a quarter? I need to make a call to my mother and tell her that I found the girl of my dreams."

>.> -cough-

(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) "Mama!"

LMFAO!

i_am_mister_perfect wrote:

LOL
Did a gangster say that to you? @ Saya

"I'm thirsty .. and you are my Gatorade."

Lol, nah.. or, who knows? ^^;

"Bond. James Bond."
>_>

"Perfect. Mister Perfect."

Lol.

Someone said this to me once.

"Can I pour milk on you and make you part of this complete breakfast?"

I think thats how it went. XD

WOW. Lolz.

Did you fall from heaven because I have an erection.

o_o

"Was your father the devil because your a hot ass makes me wanna sin."

~Came from a redneck trying to be cool.

Clint M. wrote:

Did you fall from heaven because I have an erection.

o_o

Only for you, Clint. <3; n.n;;;

Clint M. wrote:

Did you fall from heaven because I have an erection.

o_o

Win.

" I have a .45 magnum pointed at your kidneys. Care to go out for some coffee? "

Slaughter King wrote:

" I have a .45 magnum pointed at your kidneys. Care to go out for some coffee? "

>>; Sure. As long as you don't shoot meh. n.n;