Yo'

-+Insert evil laugh+-

-Continuation of mentioned laugh.-

WE SHALL RULE THE SMOOTHIE INDUSTRY!!!!!

We'll label smoothies as 'Fat free.' and claim to use 'Skim' and 'No sugar' products.
Which of course we won't. So then when they go to their meetings, they'll start wondering how they are screwing up their diet! And eventually they will only drink smoothies to make up for everything else that they cut from their diet thinking it's making them fat.

-Cackle.-

Devious!
I like it.
Many <3's to you

-Bows.- I do what I can.

-+Claps+- Bravo.

I'm open to suggestions, though. After all, there has to be more devious plans out there.

Hm. Lace the strawberries with stuff that makes them want more!

LSD

Exactly!
Welcome to the devious org.

I was gonna say crack, but LSD works too.

Sell them herb brownies, that way they get the munchies...
And we can sell oodles of smoothies.

I'm liking this.
Bishop can help!

Of course!

Hm. ImpJa could sell!

We'll put him on the street corners near schools, and gyms.

And I'll get the church!

I'll attack the old folk's home.

Sweet!!!

Indeed. In any case, time to go to work...and finish packing in a five minute spurt. It was nice talking with you, Rook. Perhaps we can continue this vile plot when I return.

-Salutes, and toddles off.-

It was nice talking to you as well.
Hurry back!
<3

Rook wrote:

John Deer Farm Kid Kel-Kel Wearing and Stealing Converse Sneakers at the Fence Post From Billy-Bob Hermring McDawg.

KELSEYYYY
my ninja fighting vampire book reader english joyer maker awesome hair styleist converse wearer weirdo happy emo track star soccer god dark friend!!!

Kel-Kel
My one-of-a-kind-super-villian-heorine-stylin'-diva-hair-model-converse-wearer-happy-go-lucky-young-runner-two-stepper-faithful-God-blocker-of-goals-ball-kicking-ground-running-still-growing-high-heel-burner-one-hell-of-a-kick-arse-friend.

Hell yeah.

-+Thumbs up+-