Hi. My name is___ and I'm a(n)

Hi. My name is Joey/Bishop and I'm a ----

Now, now, I know you want me to say that I'm an alcoholic, but sad to say I'm not.

So, what am I?

I'm like you.

Just not you.

Does that make sense?

Bah, let me start this message again.

Hi. My name is Bishop Joey and I'm a radical cook.

But wait, why would a cook be on the internet?

Does that make me the eCook of Doom?

I always fail when it comes to introductions.

So I'll keep it simple.

I'm Joey and I'm a roleplayer. Hello.

Hi.

o_o

Sorry, I was a bit bored.

Do you think it showed much?

Welcome to Aenied, eCook of Doom.

Thank you!

And Doom is right. See, Bishop, well he isn't the one you want in the kitchen....unless you want food to consume you, instead of the other way around.

Then again, that only happened once. So I'll leave it up to you as to whether or not it was a fluke.

o_o
Feel free to join any RP and show us your food consuming eater skillz.
Start one if you want; I'm sure someone will be willing to RP with you.
/hand shakes

*Handshakes*

I'll do my best to stun and not scare people away.

Oh, by the by, great fighting skills.

And that also goes to Clint and the others who've taken part in that tournament.

Welcome, Bishop.

Thank you, Blue.

*Begins to hum 'I'm so blue over you.'*

Well aren't you adorable though I have never heard of that song unless it's just a chime you momentarily thought up.

Actually, I'm not for sure if it is a song or not.

It's one of those things that I think I've heard....but it could also be something I came up with.

Always a possibility.

But I don't like giving myself credit, so I say.....it's from a song.

Heh.

How modest.

Modesty at it's best.

Why gloat and become a target?

Consuming consumables? Sounds exciting.

Oh yes. Very exciting.

Just wait until Gummy Bears stroll the street.

Not saying that I'm the creator of Gummy Bears or anything.....

Can we hug them?

Cause that would rock.

You can, but you might get a bit sticky afterwards.....

Oh and if you try to pull off their heads....they'll eat you.

Just a head's up.

Darn. That was always the best part.

Whatever will I do for entertainment now that I cannot massacre gummy bears?

You could always go after the Twizzlers.

I hear they are delicious come summertime.

Hell, you can even drown them in Dr. Pepper and treat them like straws.

....lucky candy.

Twizzlers are icky.

And they don't have the same quality. Gummy bears I can associate with a person I have a serious disliking of. Therefore, ripping off their heads are all that more satisfying.

Imaginations are wonderful.

Well, what about those Swedish Fish?

They might feel left out.

Imaginations are deadly tools to the profound mind.

Swedish fish are only good drown in ice cream.

Or Cream soda.

Cream soda?!

What about a Cream Soda Ice-Cream float of doom!

It could dance in a cup down the street!